OK here’s the deal. I need this dress otherwise I will fall into a deep, dark depression (NO, I’m not being dramatic). After I saw it at Kate Spade’s spring 2013 collection, I’ve never wanted a dress more in my entire life.
Why am I dying over 5 square feet of fabric? First of all, it’s FREAKING ADORABLE. Bows are a classic print and the silhouette is one I am partial to. It’s modest and simple, yet still fun and eye-catching. It’s one of those, “Oh my God I looooove your dress dresses.”
I’ve been brainstorming ways to afford/justify a $478 dress and here’s what I’ve come up with. Please feel free to offer any suggestions you have.
-Maybe I can wear it to my wedding? $478 is a steal for a wedding dress.
-Sell my car. That’s why they invented public transportation and then I could afford 40 dresses!
-I can pass it down to my daughters and granddaughters and great-granddaughters and…
-Can I sell my college degree?
-Make any kind of craft with mason jars and sell it on Etsy.
-Call up Alan from The Hangover and have him count cards for me.
Desperate times call for desperate measures right?